The Determined Jerk

The Determined Jerk carried a cup that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.

The Determined Jerk needed a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It would have been a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Determined Jerk desperately needed a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Determined Jerk carried a bat that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Determined Jerk carried a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.