His Stupid Jerk

His Stupid Jerk looked for a big sponge that they liked to drop. This seems a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Jerk searched for a ball that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Jerk searched for a computer that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a computer was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Jerk desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often put on his head. It might have been a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Jerk always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop of all things.

His Stupid Jerk desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would eat. It might have been an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.