A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they would break. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Jerk owned a stapler that they sometimes share. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Boring Jerk owned a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Boring Jerk always kept a set of lego that they would worship. It was considered to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Boring Jerk always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Boring Jerk owned a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.