A Dodgy Jerk

A Dodgy Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is stunning. A tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Jerk had a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a new thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Jerk looked for a teapot that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately looked for a set of lego to play with. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately craved for a big sponge to smash. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Jerk always kept a set square that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to choose.