His Dodgy Jerk

His Dodgy Jerk always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A chocolate bar having that done to it

His Dodgy Jerk carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Jerk searched for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Jerk always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Jerk desired a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it