A Cheerful Jerk

A Cheerful Jerk found a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Jerk wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Cheerful Jerk desperately wanted a cup to throw. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Cheerful Jerk had a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

A Cheerful Jerk carried a set square that they would often demolish. It would be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was epic. A set square is the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Jerk craved for a pencil sharpener to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.