Blue Jerk

Blue Jerk often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

Blue Jerk craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Blue Jerk owned a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Blue Jerk desperately looked for a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Blue Jerk craved for a vibrator that they would smash. One might say this is a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Blue Jerk desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.