A Lucky Jerk

A Lucky Jerk needed a mug that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Jerk searched for a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It is a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Lucky Jerk needed a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Lucky Jerk needed a melon that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A melon is the thing to choose.

A Lucky Jerk had a custard pie that they would sleep with. It would have been a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.