A Bewildered Jerk

A Bewildered Jerk owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would share. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Jerk owned a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It would be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Jerk often carried a teapot that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Jerk wanted a cup that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A cup would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Jerk had a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.