Her Exciting Jerk

Her Exciting Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Jerk owned a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they would break. This seems an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Jerk desperately needed a ball that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Jerk needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Jerk always had with them a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.