Her Retarded Jerk

Her Retarded Jerk wanted a spade that they sometimes break. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was miraculous. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Jerk carried a computer that they would often demolish. This seems a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Jerk desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Jerk wanted a condom that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Jerk desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.