Her Beautiful Jerk

Her Beautiful Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Jerk often carried a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Her Beautiful Jerk owned a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

Her Beautiful Jerk desperately searched for a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Jerk had a piece of paper to hug. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Her Beautiful Jerk carried a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.