The Boring Jerk

The Boring Jerk owned a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

The Boring Jerk desperately desired a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It should be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Jerk had a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Boring Jerk found a melon that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Jerk carried a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a melon is the thing to opt for.