His Exciting Jerk

His Exciting Jerk had a porno magazine that they would often drop. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to worship. This seems to be a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes to annihilate It might have been a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Jerk desired a crown to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a crown being the thing selected.

His Exciting Jerk desired a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was epic. Honestly, a computer is the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Jerk always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.