Green Jerk

Green Jerk desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Green Jerk desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It should be a new idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Green Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Green Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Green Jerk owned a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Green Jerk looked for a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It might have been a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.