A Round Jerk

A Round Jerk looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A porno magazine being the item selected.

A Round Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Round Jerk searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Round Jerk desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

A Round Jerk carried a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Round Jerk desired a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.