The Weary Jerk

The Weary Jerk needed a sponge that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderous. A sponge being the thing opted for.

The Weary Jerk had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Weary Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Weary Jerk desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Weary Jerk often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Weary Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It might be an odd idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.