Troubled Jerk

Troubled Jerk had a custard pie that they would break. It should have been a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Jerk desired a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Troubled Jerk desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would demolish. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A piece of paper was the chosen item.

Troubled Jerk desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Troubled Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.