His Dodgy Jerk

His Dodgy Jerk always had with them a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a different action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Jerk always kept a melon to experiment on. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Jerk needed a CD player that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Jerk searched for a set square that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.