His Brainy Jerk

His Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Jerk always kept a lava lamp that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Jerk wanted a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Brainy Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It might be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Jerk always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Brainy Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.