His Lovely Jerk

His Lovely Jerk owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Lovely Jerk often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Jerk desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Lovely Jerk craved for a can of coke that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Lovely Jerk desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Jerk looked for a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.