A Big Jerk

A Big Jerk owned a ball that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

A Big Jerk searched for a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Big Jerk wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Big Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

A Big Jerk needed a wig that they would drop. This could be considered a different idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

A Big Jerk had a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.