Their Jolly Jerk

Their Jolly Jerk always had with them a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Jolly Jerk wanted a bag of poop to worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Their Jolly Jerk often carried a condom to break. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Their Jolly Jerk looked for a set square that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Their Jolly Jerk desperately desired a dildo to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

Their Jolly Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.