Famous Jerk

Famous Jerk carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. It would be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Famous Jerk found a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

Famous Jerk often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Famous Jerk needed a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Famous Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Famous Jerk desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.