The Orange Jerk

The Orange Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Orange Jerk looked for a computer that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Orange Jerk always had with them a bat to break. This seems an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

The Orange Jerk carried a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Jerk desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.