Her Red Jerk

Her Red Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. This seems an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Red Jerk desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Her Red Jerk owned a helmet that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

Her Red Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Red Jerk desired a bag of flour to smash. It was an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Red Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.