His Determined Jerk

His Determined Jerk wanted a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Determined Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Determined Jerk craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Determined Jerk desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

His Determined Jerk desired a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

His Determined Jerk had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.