The Colourful Jerk

The Colourful Jerk craved for a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Jerk found a ball that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Jerk wanted a cup that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Jerk desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Jerk desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Jerk desired a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.