My Unusual Jerk

My Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a sword to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Unusual Jerk desperately desired a crown that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to select.

My Unusual Jerk found a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Unusual Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Jerk desired a melon that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Unusual Jerk carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.