The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Different Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

The Different Jerk found a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It was a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately looked for a crown to put on his head. One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a crown is the item to select.

The Different Jerk found a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Jerk found a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.