The Fucking Jerk

The Fucking Jerk looked for a CD player that they would often put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awesome. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they would smash. It was a different idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Jerk desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Fucking Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk found a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Fucking Jerk desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.