My Lonely Jerk

My Lonely Jerk owned a melon that they would put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Lonely Jerk searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Jerk desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Lonely Jerk had a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.