Red Jerk

Red Jerk desperately looked for a condom that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

Red Jerk searched for a dildo to try to balance on their head. It was an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

Red Jerk looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. It is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Red Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Red Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Red Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.