Tired Jerk

Tired Jerk needed a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Tired Jerk carried a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Tired Jerk carried a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen thing.

Tired Jerk often carried a tomato that they liked to share. One might find this to be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

Tired Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Tired Jerk found a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.