Curious Jerk

Curious Jerk desired a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Curious Jerk needed a bat that they would often throw. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was exciting. A bat was the item that was opted for.

Curious Jerk carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. A porno magazine is the item to select.

Curious Jerk had a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Curious Jerk desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. It should have been a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Curious Jerk desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.