His Anxious Jerk

His Anxious Jerk had a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be magnificent. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Jerk carried a bag of poop that they would break. It should have been a funny action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Anxious Jerk craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Jerk searched for a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Anxious Jerk desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.