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Tell me a joke

xx0xx (67)in #jokes • 6 years ago

My mother is so fat when she looks at a map she can see the people waving.

6 years ago in #jokes by xx0xx (67)
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    doggy.style (42)
     6 years ago 

    hi

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        doggy.style (42)
         6 years ago 

        hello

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            xx0xx (67)
             6 years ago 

            Yup

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                xx0xx (67)
                 6 years ago 

                Yup

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                    iflagtrash (63)
                     6 years ago 

                    test

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                        doggy.style (42)
                         6 years ago 

                        hola

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                            mister-meeseeks (57)
                             6 years ago 

                            Fat Joke!

                            You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you.

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