My Colourful King

My Colourful King always had with them a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

My Colourful King desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

My Colourful King wanted a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A tomato being the item selected.

My Colourful King had a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful King carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Colourful King needed a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It was a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.