The Green King

The Green King found a can of coke that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Green King desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Green King always had with them a porno magazine that they would often throw. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Green King always kept a dildo that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Green King always carried a big sponge that they would often sleep with. This could be considered an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Green King desperately searched for a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.