Red King

Red King desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Red King craved for a lava lamp that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Red King desperately needed a radiator that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

Red King desperately searched for a lava lamp to sleep with. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A lava lamp is the item to choose.

Red King owned a hat that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

Red King craved for a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It should have been a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.