Their Talented King

Their Talented King always had with them a vibrator that they would cuddle. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the King, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Talented King often carried a teapot that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Talented King always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Their Talented King always had with them a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly an odd thought, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A dildo being the chosen item.

Their Talented King desired a helmet that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Talented King desperately searched for a tomato to drop. It was a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.