A Eccentric King

A Eccentric King had a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the King, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

A Eccentric King had a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

A Eccentric King desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge of all things.

A Eccentric King had a ball that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

A Eccentric King found a chocolate bar that they would often play with. It was a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric King often carried a rubber johnny that they would often smash. This is certainly an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.