The Adorable King

The Adorable King wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Adorable King needed a melon that they would hug. It might have been a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable King needed a pencil sharpener to worship. It should be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Adorable King carried a vibrator that they liked to demolish. It would be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable King desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it was spectacular. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Adorable King often carried a cup that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen item.