Their Unusual King

Their Unusual King always had with them a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

Their Unusual King searched for a vibrator that they would put on his head. It might have been a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual King desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Their Unusual King always had with them a bottle of coke to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Their Unusual King often carried a custard pie to drop. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Their Unusual King searched for a set of lego that they would often smash. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.