His Silly King

His Silly King owned a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet being the thing selected.

His Silly King desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

His Silly King desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Silly King craved for a can of coke that they would often play with. It was considered to be a different thought, to many, but not to the King, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Silly King always had with them a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A wig being the chosen thing.

His Silly King always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.