Their Foolish King

Their Foolish King needed a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Their Foolish King desired a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new action, to you, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

Their Foolish King owned a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Their Foolish King desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Their Foolish King looked for a dildo that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Foolish King craved for a crown that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.