A Foolish King

A Foolish King wanted a can of coke that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

A Foolish King always kept a custard pie that they would throw. This seems to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Foolish King often carried a dildo that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

A Foolish King looked for a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish King had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. This seems an odd operation, to some, but not to the King, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

A Foolish King wanted a computer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A computer is the thing to select.