My Exciting King

My Exciting King desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting King needed a mug to hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

My Exciting King owned a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Exciting King looked for a cheese grater to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

My Exciting King desired a chocolate bar to throw. One might say this is a different approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Exciting King owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.