My Dodgy King

My Dodgy King had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

My Dodgy King needed a CD player that they liked to smash. It would have been a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A CD player was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy King desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Dodgy King always carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy King often carried a hat that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy King had a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.