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A Green King wanted a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

A Green King often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is fun. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Green King craved for a can of Tango that they would often annihilate It might be an original action, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Green King desperately needed a bag of flour to sleep with. It was a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Green King desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Green King looked for a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A set square is the thing to opt for.

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